We decided to make this birthday your biggest birthday EVER!
   
First, we got you the biggest present we could find...

Then we ordered the world's biggest birthday cake. We needed a dinosaur to haul it out of the jungle...
An enormous ship to carry it across the Atlantic Ocean...
A helicopter to fly it over the mountains...
And a 16-wheeled transport truck to haul it halfway across the country...
But HEY! We got the cake here!
Well, okay. Maybe it wasn't THAT big after all.
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