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Accident

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage to thebonnet. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck underthe windshield wiper.

"Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling atme because they think I'm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I'm not. Cya!"



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