 An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage again! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos for lunch one more time, I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde opened her lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping, too."
 Next day, the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps, too. The blonde opens her lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to her death, too.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
 The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turns and stares at the blonde's husband.
"Hey, don't look at me" he says. "She makes her own lunch." |
