 What do you get when you cross a penguin and an alligator?
I don't know, but don't try to fix its bow tie!
Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
Lost.
What do you call a polar bear that steals ice bergs from other polar bears?
An ice-burglar.
 Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey - he's always stuffed!
Who carries all of Santa's books?
His books elf. (book shelf)
Why did the reindeer wear black boots?
Because his brown ones were all muddy!
What reindeer can jump higher than a house?
They all can! Houses can't jump!
Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?
Santa of course, because the other two don't exist! |
