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Who was First?

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing whoamong them belonged to the oldest of the three professionsrepresented. The physician said, "Remember, on the sixth dayGod took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him thefirst surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession."

The engineer replied, "But, before that, God created the heavensand earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the firstengineer. Therefore, engineering is an older profession thanmedicine."

Then, the lawyer spoke up. "Yes," he said, "But who do youthink created all of the chaos and confusion?"



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