 Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said:
 "Now don't get mad at me.... I know we've been friends for a longtime...but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is."
Her friend glared at her. For several minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally, she said, " How soon do you need to know?"
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