An elderly man was having serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to a doctor who able to have him fitted with a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear perfectly.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
The elderly man replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!" |