 1. You complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the closet.
2. You tell everyone you have to go home... and the party's at your place.
3. You ask for another ice cube and put it in your pocket.
4. You yawn at the biggest bore in the room... and realize you're in front of the hall mirror.
5. You tell your best joke to a rubber plant. 
6. You realize you're the only one under the coffee table
7. You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.
8. You see your underwear hanging from the chandelier.
9. You hear a duck quacking and it's you.
10. You pick up a roll, and butter your watch. |
