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The Magician

A magician worked on a cruise ship inthe Caribbean. The audience was differenteach week, so the magician allowed himselfto do the same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: the captain'sparrot saw the shows each week and beganto understand how the magician did everytrick. Once he understood, he startedshouting in the middle of the show:

"Look, it's not the same hat!"

"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table."

"Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything.It was, after all, the captain's parrot.

One day, the ship had an accident and sank.The magician found himself on a piece of woodin the middle of the sea with, and as fate wouldhave it, the parrot.

They stared at each other with hatred, but didnot utter a word. This went on for a day andthen another.

On the third day, the parrot could not hold backany longer.

"Okay, I give up. Where did you hide the ship?"



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