Here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the
truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
The Japanese eat very little fat and
suffer fewer heart attacks than the
British or Americans.
The French eat a lot of fat and also
suffer fewer heart attacks than the
British or Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink excessive amounts
of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.
The Germans drink a lot of beers
and eat lots of sausages and fats and
suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
And THAT's the final word!!!
HaHa! PASS THIS ON TO YOUR FRIENDS!
