|An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped bya state trooper.|
"You were speeding," the cop said. "I'm going to have to give youa ticket."
"Yep," the farmer said as he watched the trooper shoo away severalflies.
"These flies sure are terrible," the trooper complained.
"Yep," the farmer said. "Them are circle flies."
"What's a circle fly?"
"Them flies that circle a horse's tail," answered the farmer."Them are circle flies."
"You wouldn't be calling me a horse's rear, would you?" thetrooper angrily asked.
"Nope, I didn't," the farmer replied. "But you just can't foolthem flies."