 A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a group of cars that were all traveling at the same speed. However, as theypassed a speed trap, he got caught and was pulled over.
 The officer handed him the citation and was about to walk away whenthe man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't thinkit's fair - there were plenty of other cars around me going just asfast, so why did I get the ticket?"
"Ever go fishing?" the policeman asked the man.
"Ummm, yeah...," the driver replied.
The officer grinned and said, "Ever catch all the fish?" |
