 A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing a ticket, she noticedseveral machetes in the car. "What are those for?" she asked suspiciously.
"I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act."
 The officer wanted to be sure, "Please step out of the carand show me," she asked.
So he pulled out the machetes and started juggling them, first three, then more, finallyseven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing theofficer. Pretty soon another car passed by.
The driver did a double take, and said, "My God. I'm glad I don't drink and drive! Look at the tests they're giving now." |
