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Three Gifts

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting backtogether, they discussed the gifts they were able to give theirelderly mother.

The first said, "I built a big house for our mother."

The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes."

The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible.It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mom just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recitesit."

Soon thereafter, mom sent out her letters of thanks:

"Milton," she wrote one son, "The house you built is too huge. I livein only one room, but I have to keep the whole house clean!"

"Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel. I stay at homemost of the time, so I rarely use the Mercedes."

"Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "You have the good senseto know what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious!"



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