 - Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
- A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
- When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
 - Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization
- It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
- It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. 
- Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
- An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.
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